February 2012
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
I am THE LOVE PHOENIX no more...
Is what I was prepared to say. I now know I cannot do that. The world will always need THE LOVE PHOENIX. It’s my gift and my curse. I must rise up. I must spread love. My time as THE LOVE PHOENIX isn’t over. I am honored to be chosen at this time and I will not forget my important task.
Yup
My mind has become so warped by television and film that it has become super powered and put a spell on my life to make it more like television and film.
Shit.
“Wanderlust” is rated R. (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult...”
– Manohla Dargis (via parentsstronglycautioned)
Watch
chasingdogma:
they actually say alot of stuff I complain about loudly in movies…so, yeah. lol
This is made me really happy.
